Important Questions

After getting my second flat tire, in so many days, it is time that I ask myself, just who is mad and me and why....
Basically, if you are reading this post, you are a suspect, but there are several people who have managed to make it on my short list.
Lindsay, who's wedding, is literally just weeks away has clear motive, because I have yet to mail her my RSVP.....
Tom's Bartender hates me because I am witty and more interesting but she has motive to ram a nail in both my front and back tires to make sure that I can't have any fun.
And Tom, don't think that the fact that your girl in on my short list absolves you, because it doesn't. Oh, wait, you were in DC this weekend OR were you? I will need receipts if you wish to be cleared of suspicion.
Josh, who could be bitter that I missed 3 of his four birthday celebrations....
Amanda's Lord, who is jealous that we spend so much time together.
Or maybe the first nail was real and the second planted by the service guy at Sears, when he realized that he was madly in love with me.
Feel free to submit your alibis, my crack legal team will be investigating each of you and reporting back to me.
I have bought 4 spare tires and plan to drive around with them until the suspect is apprehended.